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Post by Candace on Mar 15, 2018 14:21:34 GMT -5
I didn't do so good at my job. I didn't protect the little fuzzy thing. This group came in and took him, then when I tried asking them to stop, they didn't understand me and beat me up. I thought I was a goner for sure. I was told stories of big bad adventurer's when I was a baby. Adventurer's hurt and kill us they said. Always hide, it will keep you alive. But they didn't kill me. I just took a nap, and when I woke up there was food right next to me. Then the group came back and this time they could understand me! I couldn't understand them though. They still sounded all garbly. But they threw me more food and then the big greenish one with the big axe that really hurt sat next to me and let me have some of his honey. It was extra yummy, they offered to let me come with them and give me all the food I can eat! Best Job EVER! I tried to warn them I move really slow, but they didn't care and now the green carries me everywhere.
We watched a play it was so neat. This little furry brown thing came onto the stage and started talking. I didn't know little furry things could talk. I guess the tiny fuzzy thing I was guarding didn't like me. It never talked to me. I couldn't understand the thing on the stage but it was still a great show. There was dancing and music and I got some more honey, from not just the green one but one of the pinkish ones too. The big guy is really nice and I'm glad he isn't hitting me with his axe anymore. I like these things even if they are a bit fleshy and only seem to have one shape. The dark things were really mean and wanted me to do bad things and be like the other one. I hope we don't have to deal with that one, he's just so mean. We might have to though, they want to go down to the lower level. That's where they took the mean one so I guess it's likely.
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Post by Harriet on Mar 17, 2018 18:34:24 GMT -5
What did I miss?!?!
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Post by garruk94 on Mar 17, 2018 20:40:59 GMT -5
GROGROT AND JIMMIC ARE BEST BROS FOR EVA!! GROGROT AND JIMMIC ARE SUPER BEST TEAM. GROGROT AND JIMMIC WILL BE GREAT HERO'S. GROGROT AND JIMMIC WILL BE SUPER FAMOUS AND GET SO MANY SUPER HOT GIRLS. SUPER HOT GIRLS WANT TO ALWAYS POLISH GROGROTS AXE. 😜 GROGROT AND JIMMIC GO DRINK NOW. SMASH TOMORROW. BYE EVERYONE.
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Post by garruk94 on Mar 21, 2018 22:32:37 GMT -5
GROGROT AND JIMMIC WERE STILL GROGGY. HAHAHA SEE WHAT I DID!!?? GROGROT WAS GROGGY. WE DRANK SO MUCH BEER NIGHT BEFORE WE WENT TO THAT PLACE. HEAD DTOPPED SPINNING IN SOME HALLWAY. GROGROT HEARD SOUNDS SO GROGROT GO FIND SOUNDS MAKING NOISE. THEN FRIENDS TURNED TO GHOSTS AND START GOING THROUGH WALLS. GROGROT AND JIMMIC LIKE SCOOBY DOO TOO!! GROGROT GO SMASH THROUGH WALL TO GET GHOST. GROGROT SO SMART THAT HE FIND FAKE WALL. BIG STUPID THING HAD FRIEND'S. GROGROT SMASH!!! THEN MORE FAKE WALLS. GROGROT AND JIMMIC BRAINS OF TEAM. GROGROT AND JIMMIC SMASH MORE MONSTERS!! THEN TIME TO GO HOME FROM SMASH. GROGROT AND JIMMIC GO DRINK MORE BEER!!
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Post by Candace on Mar 22, 2018 16:46:10 GMT -5
OOOWWWW! My head! Green one drinks like he not want to live. Why there two of him now?
r-r-r-ronc shshshsh r-r-r-ronc r-r-r-ronc shshshsh r-r-r-ronc
Wha? Whhha was I saying? We found the jerky guy. They smashed him up real good! Lots of neat shineys in that room. No good stuff though. I'm starting to get hungry again? I wonder if the little hairy one is crunchy? Maybe just a tiny bite...
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Post by garruk94 on Mar 22, 2018 17:49:39 GMT -5
GROGROT AND JIMMIC SHOULD GO EAT A LITTLE HUMANS IN THOSE CELLS WHEN NOBODY'S LOOKING. THEY PROBABLY WON'T NOTICE JUST ONE MISSING. THEY GO GREAT WITH BEER!!
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Post by garruk94 on Mar 26, 2018 9:11:33 GMT -5
GROGROT AND JIMMIC WERE GROGGY FOR MOST OF DAY. SOMETHING ABOUT TGINGS AND STUFF HAPPENED AND EVERYONE MADE NOISE WORDS. GROGROT AND JIMMIC BORED AF WITH NOISE WORDS. GROGROT AND JIMMIC JUST WANT TO SMASH AND EAT AND DRINK! TEAM WENT BACK DOWN TO DUNGEON PLACE AND SAID NO EATING HUMAN PEOPLE'S. WHATEVER!! GROGROT GOT UNGROGGY WHEN HE SAW ELF GET HIT IN HEAD BY BIG CLUB AND GET DRAGGED TGROUGH WALL. MORE GHOSTS! GROGROT AND JIMMIC WENT TGROUGH FAKE WALL AND SEE BIG OGRE. WHOLE ROOM WAS COVERED IN POOP! GROGROT SMASHED BIG POOP OGRE BUT DID NOT KILL. NOT ALL MONSTERS ARE BAD. SOME JUST NOT UNDERSTOOD. EVEN POOP OGRES! GROGROT TEAM SAY THERE'S JERKFACE SLAVE TRADE GUY IN HERE. GROGROT HATES JERKFACE SLAVE TRADERS!! GROGROT AND JIMMIC WILL SMASH JERKFACE SLAVE TRADE GUY!! SAW AND SMASHED OTHER MONSTERS. THESE MONSTERS NOT NICE MONSTERS. THESE JERK MONSTERS. GROGROT AND JIMMIC SMASH! JIMMIC GOT HIT BY JERKFACE. THEN JIMMIC ATE JERKFACE. WE LOOK FOR MORE STUFF AND JIMMIC ATE SPICEY SPICE. JIMMIC WILL HAVE SPICEY DIARRHEA LATER. GROGROT WILL LET JIMMIC SLEEP NEXT TO ELF TONIGHT JUST CASE. GROGROT TEAM LEAVE PLACE IN UP DOWN THING. GROGROT AND JIMMIC GO DRINK MORE BEER NOW. SMASH TOMORROW.
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Post by garruk94 on Apr 2, 2018 6:13:44 GMT -5
GROGROT AND JIMMIC DRINK MORE BEER. GROGROT AND JIMMIC HAVE GREAT IDEA TO MAKE MORE MONEY. GROGROT AND JIMMIC BUY OLD BUILDINGS TO MAKE BAR AND GRILL. GROGROT AND JIMMIC BE ONTROPOMOOERS. GROGROT AND JIMMIC LEARN HOW TO BE BUSINESS MONEY GUYS. GROGROT AND JIMMIC STILL HAVE TO WORK NORMAL DAY JOB FOR NOW. GROGROT AND JIMMIC TEAM WENT TO PLACE TO MAKE NOISE WORDS ABOUT THINGS. THEN WENT TO BATHROOM HOUSE FOR DWARF GUY. GROGROT STRIPPED NAKED TO TAKE BATH. GROGROT NO LIKE BATH! GROGROT DOES LIKE BEING NAKED THOUGH. GROGROT FEEL VERY FREE NAKED. STUPID DWARF BEING JERKFACE. GROGROT AND JIMMIC FIGHT STUPID DWARF. GROGROT AND JIMMIC THEN HAD TO FIND GOBLINS FOR STUFF. BATHROOM HOUSE HAD RAT GUYS TRYING TO EAT SNEAKY BUDDY. GROGROT AND JIMMIC SMASH STUPID RAT FACES. WE WENT DOWN TO GOBLIN HOUSE, THEN SO MANY GOBLINS. JIMMIC ATE SO MANY GOBLINS. JIMMIC WILL HAVE BIG POOPS LATER. OOOOYYYYEEEE.. SNEAKY SNEAK FRIEND KEPT GIVING GROGROT JUICE TO KEEP FIGHTING. STORY LADY HELPED GROGROT AND JIMMIC FIGHT GOBLINS. SHE HAS GOOD STORIES AND SONGS. GROGROT AND JIMMIC SHOULD HIRE HER FOR BAR AND GRILL. MASK MOOSIAH.. HE NOT LOOK LIKE ANY MOOSE GROGROT EVER SEE. MASKED MOOSE DID THINGS WITH NOISE WORDS AND HURT SOME GOBLINS. HE MAKE FUNNY LOOKING THINGS WITH HANDS. WEIRD MOOSE. GROGROT AND JIMMIC SMASH STUPID GOBLINS. SNEAKY SEEMED MAD AT JIMMIC EATING SO MANY GOBLINS. PPPSSSHHH, WHATEVER. GROGROT AND JIMMIC GO BACK TO BAR. START CONSTRUCTION ON BAR AND GRILL. SMASH TOMORROW!
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Post by garruk94 on May 5, 2018 9:29:55 GMT -5
WWWWWOOOOOOOOHHHHHHOOOOOOO GROGROT AND JIMMIC LOVE THIS TOWN! THIS TOWN HAVE HUGE PARTY FOR RAIN. TOWN JUST DRINK AND PARTY AND PLAY GAMES THE WHOLE TIME. GROGROT WON DRINKING CONTEST ON 1ST DAY. SO MANY PUNY HUMAN PASSED PUT AFTER 1 DRINK. WWWWWWUUUUUUSSSSSSSYYYYYYSSSSSS!!! GROGROT WON THAT. HEARD THERE IS GUY WHO DRINK ALOT AND NEVER LOSE. HE NEVER MET GROGROT BEFORE THOUGH. GROGROT AND JIMMIC SO HAPPY TO WIN. GROGROT AND JIMMIC GO STREAKING THROUGH TOWN TO MAKE ALL GIRLS TURN RED AND SMILE. WIERD GUARD GUY CAME TOO. GROGROT AND JIMMIC FOUND PRETTY GIRL. GROGROT WANT TO SMASH PRETTY GIRL! BUT NOT NOW, JIMMIC TELL GROGROT TO BE COOL. GROGROT ALWAYS SUPER COOL. WIERD GUARD GUY GOT IN FIGHT WITH OTHER GUY, GROGROT AND JIMMIC LAUGH. JAIL GUYS COME SO GROGROT AND JIMMIC GO WITH THEM. GROGROT TELL TJEM STORY HOW WON AT DRINKING. JAIL GUYS GIVE GROGROT PANTS AS PRIZE?? WIERD PRIZE.. GROGROT AND JIMMIC AND MOOSIAH WENT TO PRETTY GIRL HOUSE. MOOSIAH STARTED SINGING SO SHE COMES TO WINDOW, HE HAS VOICE OF ANGELS. GROGROT AND JIMMIC HAD DAY 2 TO DRINK AT. WOOHOO MORE BEER! MORE PEOPLE STOPPED DRINKING THAT DAY. GROGROT AND JIMMIC HEAR SOME PEOPLE DONT LIKE GROGROT 😢😢😟 GROGROT MAKE DONATIONS OF MONEY TO MAKE TOWN BETTER AND MAKE MORE PEOPLE LIKE GROGROT AND JIMMIC. THEN GROGROT AND WHOLE TOWN WENT SWIMMING FOR BOATS. JIMMIC STAYED HOME JIMMIC DOESN'T SWIM GOOD. GROGROT WON A THING AGAIN!! GROGROT WON BIG TROPHY TO PUT AT FUZZY WUZZY BAR AND GRILL! PRETTY GIRL SAW GROGROT WIN. SHE WANT GROGROT TO SMASH HER NOW. GROGROT GO BACK FOR MORE DRINKING AND WON THE THING!!! GROGROT HAS TO DRINK WITH CHAMPION NEXT DAY. CHAMPION DRINK GUY LOOK LIKE SILLY MUPPET GUY. GROGROT WILL WIN EASY. GROGROT DID NOT WIN EASY.. SILLY CHAMPION GUY, OH MY CRAPS. HE KEPT UP WITH GROGROT. WE CALL TIE BEFORE THERE'S NO MORE TO DRINK. GROGROT AND JIMMIC HAVE TO GO TO PLAY AND BE MONSTER RRRRAAAAAWWWWWRRRR!! MORE PARTY AT NIGHT WITH PRETTY GIRL. GROGROT AND JIMMIC GO DRINK MORE BEER AND THEN HAVE TO GO SAVE SOME GUY AT ANOTHER BAR! WOOHOO MORE BEER! BIRD GUY FLEW AROUND AND TELLS GROGROT THERE'S BIG MONKEY'S ALL OVER. GROGROT AND JIMMIC LOVE MONKEYS!! I HAVE BANNANNA GUYS! GROGROT AND JIMMIC OPEN UP A MONKEY ZOO NEXT!
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Post by garruk94 on Jun 25, 2018 12:30:48 GMT -5
NO gos se THERE GROGROT AND JIMMIC WERE. POUNDING BEERS AT SINGER LADY PARTY. ALL OF SUDDEN SO MANY SCREAMS. PEOPLE LEAVE PARTY TO GO SEE SCREAMS. GROGROT AND JIMMIC POUND MORE BEERS THEN GO SEE. HOLY CRAP BIG BUG MONSTER BEING BIG ANMOYING JERK SMASHING BUILDINGS. GROGROT AND JIMMIC SMASH!! DURING SMASH GROGROT AND JIMMIC SEE SIMON HAVE BABY!! WHY WAS THERE NO BABY PARTY!! CHICKEN BIRD HIT BUG MONSTER REALLY HARD AND SQUISHED IT! GO CHICKEN BIRD. GROGROT AND JIMMIC CALL IN O.O.S OPPOSITE OF SMASH CONSTRUCTION TO FIX AND BUILD CITY AGAIN. SINGER LADY SAY GROGROT AND JIMMIC HAVE TO GO TO FANCY FANCY PLACE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW GROGROT AND JIMMIC EAT BURRITO BEFORE GOING. SO MUCH FANCY FARTS!!! HAHAHA. GROGROT AND JIMMIC DRINK BEER AND TALK TO GIRLFRIEND MOM DAD. THEY NO KNOW HOW TO SMASH GIRLFRIEND. GROGROT AND CORA MAKE BABY HALF ORCS FROM SMASHING. SOON HAVE WHOLE HORDE! THEN SOMETHING ABOUT THINGS AND STUFF BBBBOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNNGGGGH WORD NOISES. MOOSE TELL GROGROT AND JIMMIC WE HAVE TO GO TO PLACE AND SMASH BAD PEOPLE. GROGROT AND JIMMIC GOT MAGIC FLOWER THAT FLOAT ON HEAD. MAKES GROGROT AND JIMMIC HARD TO HIT. GROGROT AND JIMMIC GO FIND GUY IN FIELD WITH HOUSE ON FIRE. BIG DRAGON BEING BIG JERK. GROGROT AND JIMMIC SMASH DRAGON AND CALL HIM FLUFFY. SMASH SMASH!!
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Post by garruk94 on Nov 5, 2018 22:24:54 GMT -5
WE. ARE. GROMMIC.
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