Z’s Dungeon - so it begins - It was great to get the band back together and jam Old-school D&D with DM Chris. We seem to be off to a decent start Or at least the fighters/theives/clerics now that we found weapons. Our resident wizards are still sucking pond water and Hiding whole pissing their robeswithout our spell books. So far the dungeon is fun and Chris has restrained from slaughtering PC’s
So the honeymoon didn’t last long. Z Dungeon proved lethal first to Barbab our cleric. He became giant python food. The snake was Eventually dispatch by our theif’s Killing blow - a Stab to the eye. Our fighter fell to a swarm of four zombies. At least It sovled his cursed ring problem. Our two wizards Did find their personal spell books. Finally we had A successful battle against a minatour who invited us for Diner - as in we were to be diner - again the party’s thief delivered the killing blow When she jumped on his back and stabbed him. Yes!!! We are rolling old school 1 Edition D&D on Tuesdays.
Revenge on the zombies (and pick Fura's corpse clean) Kitchen (sprites) Inventory gnolls Free the gnomes leg-irons and salt cloaks free the slaves and kill the ogres. Wait, those were ogres?? free the dwarves and oh, geez, more ogres jelly warning Zanzer Tem's Dark Room a la Bugbear surprise
Post by dragonforgotten on Mar 11, 2018 1:59:07 GMT -5
When i rolled out of bed this morning i didn't expect to be wrongfully imprisioned with abunch of random folks. I am so pissed and tired. This is it, I've had it. Im sick of dancing till my feet hurt and being disrespected by people who see me as a object. If i get out of this hell pit i swear that i will no longer be taken advantaged of again. I shall do what i want, when i want to and I shall steal what other people wanted to take from me whether it is material objects, their freedom or their lives. Either the wizard releases me or i crave my way through anyone that will stop me.
We've lost two of my fellos. Its a pity but its not my problem right now. Ive find that I can sometimes inspire the massive into fighting back their oppressors which is giving me ideas for later. We now have a spite by the name of Stuide. i'm probably saying it wrong again. Well have to fix that. Of course i need to work on how to control their passion because we've lost a bunch of dwarves to their own stupidity. There sacrifice was not invain. The wizard is dead. Try as i might he though dying was better then reason and now his death will give me strength. I now want that strange creature from before, if it was tamed before then perhaps it can be tamed again. I would feel sorry for it to be stuck in such a gloomy place.
Death was upon us via bugbears and a wizard. Five freed dwarf slaves taken out in a mere few moments and all but two adventurers helpless on the floor. A mere hitpoint away from being helpless myself I took down that evil wizard. The party looks to be in terrible shape.... Hopefully we encounter a cleric in one of these halls or I fear we will never make it out alive.
We seemed to have found the wizard, and I don’t mean the Wizard of Oz . . . The Wizard Z. He brilliantly created darkness placing our crew at true disadvantage, my wizard proving he barely smarter than a bartending school drop-out rushed in to apply his whip to the caster. He successfully entangled the Wizard, only to be slammed to near deat by a magic missle. Well, he survived. And the group know the exit, but there is treasure. But, not leaving plays with certain death for many weakened characters!!! Snow has cancelled tonight. But join us next Tuesday and you can have your character butchers old school!!!
New Friends Town business Goblin Lair Red Hand Trail To Kleine! Meet the Mayor, and Bedan Journey to the Caves Lake Ostrel The Burning Hills Entrance Cave (leave the mule, donkey and wagon) Old Mine Workings Old Mine Store (rats!) Collapsed Gallery (wraith = run!!) Empty Gallery Bat Roost Underground River Sentry Cave (The Sleeper has Awakened) Bridge Point (goblin archers) Bear Cave (grizzly bear included) Rest and recuperate in the formerly-bear-now-adventurers cave
Post by dragonforgotten on Mar 26, 2018 23:57:06 GMT -5
I admit, i never imagined that leaving my life of dancing for coppers would lead me to skinning a bear in a goblin invested cave with a pack of rancid meat and maggots. Is it stranger still that i like this new direction in life despite the extra gore. While i'm puling the intestines out of the bear i think back to this morning. I helped kill the wizard. he was a rude asshole so i have no pity for him., Me and my fellos had hit a stalemate on what to do next. I wanted to find that lizard while everyone (who was not unconscious) wants to robb this place blind. As lovely a idea that is I'm feeling very disgusting right now and would like to freshen up. While i was picking my teeth a couple of weirdos showed up from the exit. They are apparently here for the wizard, oops. We now have one cooked lawman, a dim chap, added to this happy family now. Also, wait. Is that a Elf? anyway. Me and the lawman both signed a contract in the wizards blood. (its just too bad that its made of paper) Having had enough bull for one day and I decided to go to the tavern with the wizard. I was beholden by the gloriousness of this tavern. I NEEDED this tarvern. I was going to steal the entire building but the wizard stopped me. far enough, the dungeon probably got into my head but I will be back not just for this tavern but for this entire city. but before that I will have a dragon! It will be mine! I WILL HAVE EVERYTHING THIS WORLD HAS AND IT WILL ALL BE MINE!- "Keep it down! were trying to sleep!" right, screaming mid written thought is rude. anyway after the tavern we had village, long back story, everyone thinks i've lost my mind, ghost, entagnizing a bear, killing said bear and now back to skinning the bear on the cold cave floor. It will make a great blanket for the night.
Well we made it through Z' dungeon. Met a couple of folks who didnt stick around, but jpoined us on our way to the Red Hand Trail to deal with a goblin problem. Seem we made it out od Z's with our lives, some gold, and maybe a shred of digninty, but we had a taste for adventure and gold - and we wanted more. (well the theif got a taste fot blood and gore and wanted more) There, in the caves of the Red Hand Trail, our newly scripted fighter nearly gets us killed in grizzly bear cave . . . and yes the theif skinned it. We eventually dispatch the goblins, the goblin king (who didn't look like a famous 70's prog rocker), nad their pet dire wolves. The we played slip and slide into a classic D&D trap and loose a perty memeber!!!
Post by dragonforgotten on Apr 2, 2018 23:15:09 GMT -5
Im shaken to the core as i stand watching the turnip fevestable. I feel sick with anger as The children dance and sing, men drinking, women gossiping. All while i sit in the seat of honor as i pull on a false smile watching the wizard chug down his fifth glass. How dare they smile while i'm in pain. (except the doctor, he's a angle.) (throws glass on the ground. glass shatters) how stupid i was. I nearly died today in those caves like a sick dog. Disgraceful, Intolerable!. How could i not know better then to scrap unknown mold from a wall. At least i got something out of it but I will not die like that again. My face hurts from smiling, I'm laughing but i don't know why but the villagers seem pleased enough. We lost another one today, the elf kid sliped through my fingers and she disappeared just like the other two. Im PISSED, This turnip juice tastes like piss. i cant enjoy my second gin and this party tonight thanks to the dead, dying and that firk! ding! blast!er. Damn that man! That weasel killed my goblin! He was a cute f******, he didn't deserve his fate. WHO will carry my pack now! B*******! Hell pay next time. IF he does this again he will not live to see the morning. Speaking of which, Ill finally have a pup soon after this quick trip to the Dwarve city. Aren't they suppose to be short and hairy, the last one i met before quieting was? Oh god, please don't have small beds and houses.
Kleine to Hearth Home Briefing Landing Food Store (goblios) Wine Cellar (goblins) Cold Store (goblins) Escape Tunnel Secret Passage (goblins) Linking Passage (goblins) Lord Gargin's Study (goblins) Lord Gargin's Laboratory (goblins) Enchantment and Summoning Room (goblins and gargoyle) green slime Crypt Trapped Passage Trap Room (wandering goblins)
Post by dragonforgotten on Apr 9, 2018 23:04:27 GMT -5
Well, i must say after seeing my first dwarves city I find myself................. Extremely disappointed! Ive heard all these amazing bard songs about this race of warrior cratfsmen bad a**es who have carved whole cities in mountain, possess so much gold it would make a dragon swoon while spikes of enemy head stand infront of the gates yet i find there is a lack of gold and blood. I feel like i have been cheated. Great. I GUESS i wont need these goblin hands after all to get into this city. (also on a side note, i've been told they have human sized bed. THank you!)
Good lord the fiendish color Is EVERYwhere!! PURPLE ON THE WALLS! PURPLE ON THE RUGGS! MY GOD THERES PURPLE EVERYWHERE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA_______________________________________ Its all good now. i cover my eyes and its out of sight. back to business.
What a bunch of pansies. They cant even clean out their own basement. Ill just eat their food while I'm here, fill some pockets on the side, just blame the goblins. Its technically not lying.
One word for this room, WIzard s**t is going done here. Theres a demon in the other room and i just wasted my holy water. At least gobin is safe. Hell be back, as the saying goes if you love them you set them free, right? He is coming back?
Ive learned about what eat the elf in the fungi cave, all 8 tons nearly crushed me the moment i tried to do my thing. I love you my keen sense of danger and fire. Too bad about the fighters leg, just put some spit in it. It'll get better in the morning.
I tied to spare the goblin from my crazed fighter but they kill the poor drunk B******t anyway so since he was tecnquily my property he's trying to rob me. I was just going to, cough cough, put him to bed but he turned around at the worst moments with me holding betty over his head. This is awkward... my arm is tired... I regret everything.
Great just great. I knew this room was going to be trouble and so did Corza because the blasted door nearly slammed on my foot. Tried the handle, nope tried my picks, nope get increasing aggravted, yes. I took out my sword and now this door will pay for insulting my skills as a lockmaster.
5 goblins against 1 thief with her beating stick and 1 wizard. Im loving my odds right now.
Betty did the trick. There all down and cuffed but everyone who went into that room in knocked out cold and its dark. Maybe ill just peak around the cornerrrrrr...... OOH F***K what is that!