GROGROT AND JIMMIC - Owner and Operator Head Chef/Loss Prevention
Steve - General Manager Also Steve - Assistant General Manager
3cp -GROGROT- A traditional Orcish ale, guaranteed to put hair on your ass.... or put you in a coma. Brewed in house
2cp -lady? DRINK- Literally anything else you want to drink.
9cp -MIMAC AND CHEESE- All you can eat pasta with melty gooey cheese and bacon bits.
6cp -SQUISH FISH TACOS- Sort of fresh fish that is squished daily by big powerful Orc hands. Served on crunchy shells with a bed of greens
8cp -BURGER SURPRISE- A traditional hamburger or cheeseburger, served with tots or onion rings. The surprise is in the meat. It's made with whatever we could get pur hands on that week. There's like a solid 80% chance it's a cow type animal though.
6cp -CHOCOLATE CAKE- No explanation required. It's a chocolate cake. You should eat it because it's good AF
** SPECIALS **
Anyone who is identified as the D.D. Will receive free lady? DRINK all night.
It puts a tear to a proud man's eye. They grow up so fast. I mean, look! A thriving business. Practically overnight.
Also, I volunteer as Drunk Driver. That's what that stands for, right? Load me up.
(Out-of-character: Drunk driving is not a joke. Please be responsible and always use a designated driver. Also, please don't text and drive. This message brought to you by a concerned citizen. For more information, visit www.nhtsa.gov/risky-driving/drunk-driving )